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請關閉瀏覽器的閱讀/暢讀/小說模式並且關閉廣告遮蔽過濾功能，避免出現內容無法顯示或者段落錯亂。

？t　work　out。　Then　I　met　her　incredible　roommate；　and　it　totally

worked　out　。　。　。　or　seemed　to。　We　had　this　romantic　summer…in…the…city　thing　happening　and　she

even　said　maybe　I？d　e　visit　her　in　the　Hamptons。　Then　the　other　morning　I　knocked　on　her

door　and　she　was　gone。　No　furniture；　no　clothes；　no　note；　no　nothing。　What　gives？　Do　I　call　her；　or

is　that　just　too　stalkerish？

？

？　Bummed　and　Brokenhearted

A：？

Dear　B&B；

？

The　best　of　us　can　be　hard　to　keep　hold　of。　If　it？s　meant　to　be；　she？ll　e　back　and　shower　you

with　soft　petal　kisses。　And　if　not；　treasure　your　memories　and　chalk　it　up　to　the　fleeting　nature　of

summer　romances。　BTW；　if　you？re　on　the　market；　maybe　I　can　help　heal　your　broken　heart？　Send

me　your　picture！

？

？　GG

Q：？

Dear　GG；

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All…time　weirdest　sighting　ever：　alien　imposter　version　of　a　couple　of　girls　I　sort　of　know　from　the

city；　a　hot　blonde　and　a　skinny　brunette；　giggling　on　the　beach　near　the　Maidstone　Arms　together。

They　were　like　Louis　Vuitton　knockoffs　from　a　street　vendor？from　far　away；　they　almost　seemed

like　the　real　deal；　but　up　close　。　。　。　Well；　some　things　you　just　can？t　fake。　Who　the　___　are　they？

？

？　Seeing　Double　（or　Quadruple）

A：？

Dear　SDoQ；

？

Now　that　a　certain　blond　and　brunette　pair　have　bee　muses　to　a　very　famous　and　flamboyant

fashion　designer；　we？re　going　to　be　seeing　more　and　more　look…alikes。　It？s　going　to　drive　the　boys

insane。　The　question　is；　who　will　snag　the　real　things？

？

？　GG

sightings

Bshopping　for　new　luggage？a　quest　that　took　her　to　Barneys；　then　Tod？s；　then　Bally。　Doesn？t

that　girl