第22部分

請關閉瀏覽器的閱讀/暢讀/小說模式並且關閉廣告遮蔽過濾功能，避免出現內容無法顯示或者段落錯亂。

to　freak　out　first；　but　before　she　does；　let？s　all　take　a　second　to

appreciate　the　possibilities？couldn？t　having　your　own　private　look…alike　e　in　mighty　handy　at

times？　I　know　I　would　have　loved　one　this　past　May　at　exam　time；　when　all　this　body　wanted　to

do　was　lounge　in　Sheep　Meadow。　And　what　about　avoiding　boring　family　brunches　at　Le　Cirque？

Or　having　an　extra　pair　of　hands　to　do　some　charity　work　in　our　names？　And　isn？t　more　a　little

merrier　anyway？　Then　again；　more　bodies　=　less　space　on　those　overcrowded　Hamptons　beaches。

Maybe　ditching　those　doppelgangers　isn？t　such　a　bad　idea。　（Did　you　really　think　that　getting　into

college　meant　I？d　forget　all　my　SAT　words？）

If　you？re　merely　nodding　to　my　overcrowded　beaches　ment　and　haven？t　actually

experienced　it　firsthand；　consider　this　a　public　service　announcement：　no　matter　how　many　people

flock　to　the　Hamptons　in　the　summer；　it？s　the　only　place　to　see　and　be　seen。　So　fold　up　that

lap…top；　grab　a　beach　bag；　and　get　your　booty　to　the　nearest　private　jet！　In　a　pinch；　the　Hampton

Jitney　will　do？it　should　onl