戰場墨菲法則【二】轉！

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70. whenever you have plenty of ammo， you never miss. whenever you are low on ammo， you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

你有足夠彈藥的時候，你百發百中。你缺彈藥的時候，連穀倉那麼大的東西都打不中。

71. the more a weapon costs， the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.

武器越貴（或是越有用處？），修理的時候就要送的越遠。

72. the plexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the Iq of the weapon's operator.

武器的複雜程度和操作者的智商成反比。

73. Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

“戰場經驗”這東西，只有在某次很需要它的行動之後你才能獲得。

74. No matter which way you have to march， its always uphill.

不管你從哪條路線行軍，都是上坡路。

75. If enough data is collected， a board of inquiry can prove anything.

如果收集到了足夠的資料，調查委員會什麼事都可以證明。（委員會胡說八道）

76. For every action， there is an equal and opposite criticism.(in boot camp)

在新兵訓練營，對每一個行動都有贊成與反對兩種評判。

77. Air strikes always overshoot the target， artillery always falls short.

空襲總是打得過遠，炮火總是打得太近。

78. when reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down， the most important ones are always illegible.

當你檢視你寫下的無線電頻率的時候，最重要的總是無法辨認。

79. those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or wIA.

彈雨之中逞英雄的人往往死得最快。

80. the tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want， but they know for certain what they don't want.

作為軍官最辛苦的一點是：士兵不知道他們想要什麼，只知道他們不想要什麼。

81. to steal information from a person is called plagiarism. to steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.

從一個人那裡偷取資訊叫剽竊，從敵人那裡偷取資訊叫蒐集情報。

82. the weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the m60.

在你最需要它的時候總是卡殼的武器是m60機槍。

83. the perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet